Friday, 25 September 2009

Transfer Window Special

*** Putting *** the *** ffff... fun *** into *** Football ***

Manchester City (that's the one in blue) are prepared to pay £100 million for Brazillian ace Kaka.
Couldn't they buy the whole of Brazil for £100 million?

Spurs have resigned Jermaine Defoe, paying £15 million for him, a year
after selling him for £9 million.
Expect Robbie Keane to arrive back at the Lane in July for £26 million...

Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp has attempted to pull off the transfer window coup of the season, with the signing of daughter-in-law Louise Redknapp.
Canny Harry reckons the former FHM Sexiest Women In The World Winner taking to the pitch every fortnight (mainly sundays) is the only way spurs will fill their new 60,000 planned seater stadium every week.

Tottenham have also been linked with a move for Stewart Downing for 15 million from Middlesbrough.
Down down deeper and down... (Bent, Bentley and Bendtner??)

According to the sun newspaper Rochdale are the first club in the UK to serve kebab inside the ground.
The club denied speculation they will be attempting to sign Colin Kazim Richards, Tugay and Tuncay, (from Fenerbahce, Blackburn and Middlesbrough) in the transfer window...

Contract talks between Manchester United and Carlos Tevez have turned ugly...
No, hang on a minute, that's just a photo of Carlos Tevez...

Jermaine Pennant has priced himself out of a dream move to Real Madrid by asking for too much wages...
Perhaps he was concerned his ankle tag wouldn't work in Spain...

Thought of the Day
If Tony Adams gets the sack at Portsmouth, will he have more time to help Gazza kick the booze?

Fug on the tyne...
Shay Givens solicitor says the Newcastle goalkeeper would like to move to a different club.
Joe Kinnear says this is not true.
Actually Joe Kinnear is thinking f*****g B*****d c**t. **** **** a**o b*****ks

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