Friday, 25 September 2009

They Think Its All Football Saturday January 10th 2009

*** Putting *** the *** ffff... fun *** into *** Football ***

Lucy 'gutted' to miss cup clashCelebrity Big Brother housemate Lucy Pinder gives her support to
Southampton ahead of their FA Cup match against Manchester United.
The Saints definitly missed a big pair up front as they crashed 3-0 to United...

Thought of the Day
If Michael Dawson had a column in the spurs programme talking abut the last seven days, would it be called Dawsons Weekly?

They Say Bad Luck Comes In Three's
In 2008 Jermaine Defoe missed two cup Finals Winners Medals... (Spurs Carling Cup v Chelsea and Portsmouth FA Cup v Cardiff)
Now he's back at Spurs will he get three Finals in Four months?
(Carling, FA and UEFA Cup...)

Alpahbet Coup
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger wants to sign Andre Arshavin..
Eh? Or I should say A A A A?

Ronaldo survived a car crash in a Manchester tunnel this week, drawing
comparisons with Diana Princess of Wales.
Both are of course known for their chairty work, Diana with AIDS victims, and Ronaldo accepting £140,000 a week at Man United when he could get £180,000 at Real Madrid.

Ronaldo blamed a patch of oil on the road for the accident which wrote off his £200,000 Bentley (don't worry he has a different car for every day of the week) .
Prince Philip was unavailable for comment.

Newspaper Headlines of The Week:
United left stunned by the nous of Commons (Metro)
Lords Undone by Commons (Mail)
After... Derby 1 Manchester United 0 in the Carling Cup semi-final

Thought of The Day2:
Is a player allowed to walk on the pitch at half-time if the transfer hasn't been finalised yet?

Result of the day:Portsmouth v Manchester City, Match Postponed due to frozen pitch.
Tony Adams keeps his job for another week...

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