Friday 25 September 2009

They Think It All Ffffffffooooooooootballl Jan 17th 2009

The FA have announced they will reopen the investigation into the West Ham Carlos Jackall ownership affair from two years ago...
IN related news, FIFA have said they'll have another look at the 1966 World Cup Final goal...


After Rafa Benitez allegations against Sir Alex last Friday, Liverpool directors have called a board meeting to discuss his future
.A) Ranting to journalists at press conferences...
B) Outbursts against Sir Fergie...
Looks like he'll be the next manager of Newcastle then...


And talking of Change...
If Barry Hearn wants to replace Martin Ling as manager of Orient, should he look in the Exchange The Mart?
And do Orient sign their new players from 'Dalston Weekly'?

Kevin Pieterson has resigned as England cricket captain.
What is it about the name Kevin that causes people to walk away from the sports biggest job for their country? (or England in Pietersons case) I'd love it, absolutely love it, to know why.


Rafa Benitez says that Sir Alex Ferguson should be allowed to arrange the fixtures to his liking, and Fergie hasn't spoke to the BBC for years after the expose of his son on Panaroma...
Why don't we have a saturday night phone vote show, where everybody can pick Uniteds next opponents. Fergie, the new Simon Cowell and Lord Webber roled into one...


How much???
Kaka famously wore a t-shirt after the AC Milan-Liverpool Champions League Final “I Become To Jesus”
Carlso Tevez used to wear a t-shirt “I belong to Kia Joorabchian”

Tom Cruise is asking David Beckham to wear a t-shirt “I Belong to Scientology”

An unnamed premier league footballer lost £1 million on a night out at a casino.
Cue begging letters to Kaka at Man City...


Effendim?In Turkish, I'm told, kaka means s**t.
If Man City want to spend £100 million in s**t, they should re-sign Ben Thatcher...
Kaka's real name is... Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite
His brother gave him the nickname Kaka...

Whats your brazillian football name?
http://www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/brazilian.shtml
Until next time - Merraldo (No.4)

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