Monday 11 October 2010

Football Funnies October 11th 2010


Tottenham v Villa, Liverpool v Blackpool, Leeds v Preston Fulham v Friends and much more...


TOTTENHAM 2 ASTON VILLA 1
Two goals from Rafael Van De Vart, following on from a midweek Champions league goal, paying for himself already.
I suppose that's what you call going Dutch...
Good news for Harry Redknapp, bought himself a new van for £8m in the summer and getting a good miles per gallon return at the moment.
Bad news is Man United are also looking for a new van, and have previous when it comes to Spurs players...
GO FORTH, YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS
The fourth official at Spurs v Villa was Stuart Attwell, many will see this as demotion after allowing a controversial Liverpool goal to stand v Sunderland.
On the plus side, if he was really being punished, the League would have made him 4th official at an Arsenal game, and let him be touched by Arsene Wenger.



Downing Street - Your Having A Laugh
Speaking to the Sun newspaper to promote the new series of The Apprentice, Lord Sugar compared the Lib Dems in Government to Leyton Orient in the Champions League - A fish out of water.
To be fair, Orient struggle in the Johnstone Paint Trophy, the Carling Cup and the FA Cup, let alone the Champions League.
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(Lord Sugar story here -
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11475944)
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LIVERPOOL 1 BLACKPOOL 2
Liverpools recent form stumbles from awful to worse, from draws with Utrech and Sunderland and penalty defeat to Northampton, now topped by an embarrassing home defeat to prem newcomers Blackpool.
If things get any worse, there only chance of silverware will be in the Johnstone Paint Trophy.
FROM RED FACES TO RED SOCKS
As we prepare this column, news broke of the expected sale of Liverpool from Gillete and Hicks to the owner of the American Red Sox baseball team.
If the deal doesn't go through, ownership could transfer to the Royal Bank of Scotland, who financed the previous takeover.
Either way, Liverpool should come out the other side better off.
I'm sure they'd win more games in the SPL or MLS 

(Scottish Premier League / Major League Soccer)
LIVERPOOL NEEDS TALENT
Jamie Carragher says Liverpool need a big name signing.
Not sure they can afford any more Russian or Ukrainians, perhaps Joe Cole take a leaf out of surnamesake Andrew (nee Andy) Cole's book and call himself Joseph.
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more silly stuff www.tvtrigger.wordpress.com
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FRIENDLY FOES
Fulham have arranged a number of behind closed door friendlies to help Andrew Johnson regain match fitness.
Someone should tell Mr Fayed that the team can't get points for these games, and it's not a Palace conspiracy against him.

Leeds 4 Preston 6
An amazing match at Elland Road saw Preston come from 4-1 down after 40 minutes to win 6-4.
Of course if Nigel Miller had been reffing the game would have probably finished 4-4.
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