Football Funnies (Midweek) October 24th-30th 2000 and ten

Football Funnies (Midweek)

October 24th-29th 2000 and ten

Weekend Round Up Carlisle 3 Charlton 4
Preston 4 Crystal Palace 3
Rotherham 3 Wycombe 4
Chesterfield 4 Shrewsbury 3

Inter Milan 4 Tottenham 3
Who said Three is the magic number?
DID YOU KNOW - Part 1Chesterfield 4 Shrewsbury 3 - The attendance at this seven goal thriller was 7,777

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 Rooney - The AftermathIf Rooney wants to dictate the team and new signings, why doesn't he buy Portsmouth?

Man United The Butt of The Stokes

Credit to the Stoke fans for their banterous chants in Sundays game against United.

3. Your s***, even Rooney says!

2."you've been robbed by a Scouser"

1."Rooney's right your team is ****".

Perhaps we should get Stoke fans to write our next Eurovision entry with Justin Lee Collins...

Will Sir Rolex start talking to the BBC again, to save the possible £25,000 per game fine (by the Premier League) towards Rooneys wages?
 

Letters of Complaint to Nostradamus c/o The Mail On Sunday
Piers Morgan uses his sunday newspaper column to say Alex Fergusons days at Old Trafford are numbered after the Rooney transfer debacle.
That's a bold statement from The Arsenal biased supporting journo on a football manager who is nearly 70 years old... 

Thought Of The Day

If Sir Alex Ferguson cuts out travelling to pointless friendlies, Champions League Away ties and Scunthorpe, he could easily manage Man United until he is 101.

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Premier League

Man City 0 Arsenal 3

They've got no Kaka, They've got no Rooney, Man City for Champions - You must be a loony!

West Brom 2 Fulham 1

Fulham took to the pitch in a new 'Harrods Green' third kit in honour of Mohammed Al Fayad's former corner shop.

I wonder if the next step will be the paint the grass red so the players will see each other?
What Would Rafa Benitez Say? (Or Guarantee)

Well done to West brom. Their win over Harrods Green Fulham, followed by win at Arsenal and point at Old Trafford saw them take fourth spot in the Premiership,

on course for a Champions League qualifer away to Braga next August.

They shouldn't be complacent however. In two weeks time if West Brom slip up, the top Four Could easily be Chelsea, Sunderland, Bolton and Newcastle.

That's all  until the weekend

Trigger

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