Saturday, 23 October 2010

Football Funnies October 17th-23rd 2000 and 10

Football Funnies
October 17th-23rd 2000 and Ten.

The History of Wayne Rooneys Week on 100 Words

So the news that Rooney wanted out of Old Trafford surfaced after he was left on the bench in the home draw with West Brom last saturday. Fergie confirmed the news on Tuesday, Rooney counteracted with a statement airing his concern of United future signings, at the match v Bursaspor fans hoisted banners proclaiming Rooney to be the whore in reference to his recent play away day. A group of fans also demonstrated outside his house on news he might join neighbours Man City,on Friday lunchtime it was announced Rooney had signed a new 5 yr contract (worth £200k a week)
Other than City, Chelsea, Real Madrid and Barcelona were linked with signing Wazza.
If he had gone to Real Madrid, Rebecca Loos would have been rubbing her hands, I just hope their clean after waxing off that pig on the channel 5 farm...

It'll could have been a unique hat-trick for Loos, ie Beckham, Rooney and the pig.
Rooney not quite on a par with Beckham in the glamour stakes, in fact about level with the pig.
RIP Macolm Allison
The flamboyant manager who had spells around the world and South London was once photographed with an actress in the players bath.
So it was Big Mal who influenced todays crop of bad boys Terry, Rooney, Cole and Crouch...

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Inter Milan 4 Tottenham Hotspur 3
At half-time it was Inter 4 Tottenham 0 - it was like men against Young Boys
Hang on wasn't that the qualifying round??
Spus were 3 down and a goalkeeper short after 20 minutes, but in the second Gareth Bale scored an amazing hat-trick to make the final result look very close. A typical spurs game really.
In a pre-match press conference Inter boss Rafa Benitez made a strange reference to white liquid in a bottle being milk, a metaphor aimed at the owners and chief executive of Liverpool who sacked Benitez in the summer.
Benitez is the first ex Liverpool employee to advertise milk since Ian Rush in the "Accrington Stanley" advert..

Rafa of course GUARANTEED that Liverpool would finish in the top 4 and qualify for champions league (this season).
Tottenham pipped Man City for 4th spot, Liverpool finished 7th, sacked Rafa, while Inter won the Champions League and lost Mourinhio to Real Madrid and replaced him with... yep, Rafa Benitez - and Inter were subsequently paired with the fourth club from the English league.
So the man who guaranteed champions league football, got it - for himself at least. Funny old game as they say...
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Arsenal 2 Birmingham 1
Jack Wilshire was sent off in the 89th minute for a reckless tackle on Nikola Zigic as Arsenal held on to a hard fought win.
On the plus side for 18 year old Jack, he wasn't arrested at a nightclub on the same weekend.

"We must fight to keep beautiful tackling, and that's tackling with the desire to get the ball back, rather than jumping in at any cost, " "Managers... are all responsible for the behaviour of our teams,"
The following sentence was from Arsene Wengers programme notes last week.
Not sure if Jack Wilshire had actually read them, perhaps they're printed in French?
Everton 2 Liverpool 0
Has John Henry bought the wrong merseysiders?
At least if the New England Sports Ventures do take Liverpool to the top they can say they started at the bottom (almost)

Leicester 1 Hull 1
Sven Gorran Errikson is back in English football at Leicester, after his world cup spell at Ivory Coast.
The bald guy with the goatee at Match of The Day asked Sven will he be wearing a suit or a tracksuit on the touchline.
What he really wanted to ask would it be blonde or brunette that night, and does he still use Hooters in Nottingham?

Until the next time
Drink your milk

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