Friday, 24 December 2010

Footy Funnies Christmas Eve 2000 and Ten

Footy Funnies Christmas Eve 2000 and Ten

Premier League Review

Man City 1 Everton 2
Defeat cost City top spot at Xmas, but good news is Tevez withdrew his transfer request.
I hear if Fergie had re-signed him for United, they were planning a big WELCOME TO MANCHESTER billboard at the Arndale.

Chelsea v Man United Postponed - due to snow and dangerous traffic.
This was a big inconvenience for United fans. Some had travelled from as far as West Ealing.

The Tea Cups Follow The Trawler
United confirmed this week that Sir Alex Ferguson overtook Matt Busby as the clubs longest serving manager.
It's been good times for Manchester suppliers of tea cups, hairdryers and chewing gum. And London based United fans.

Blackburn 1 West Ham 1 - Unlucky for Some
A draw at Ewood Park sent West Ham into Christmas bottom of the Premier League on just 13 points.
Highlight of the day was a debut for Hammers keeper Ruud Boffin, with a curtains haircut not seen in the Premier League since Ian Walker at Spurs and Leicester.
When your goalkeeper for West Ham, a closed pair of curtains in front of your eyes is the last thing you need...(Although it's a handy excuse that Rob Green might want to adopt...)

Clucking Hell
Big Sam Allardyce reckons someone at Blackburn put in a few bad words about him to the owners, hence his sacking.
Maybe someone just showed 'em a copy of his interview stating he wanted to manage Real Madrid instead.

WORLD CLUB CUP, SPL, Sports Personality of The Year

Jockeying For Centre Stage
David Beckham was given a Life Time Achievement award by the BBC at the annual Sports Personality of the Year Event.
In related news, AP McKoy won Minor Sorts Personality of The Year.

Inter Milan 3 TP Mezembe 0
Winnign the World Club Cup wasn't enough to save Rafa Benitez from the sack after publicy asking the chairman to bring in new signings or sack him.
I think Rafa regretted his outburst - shortly after he ran into the Mezembe dressing room shouting at the top of his broken english voice - "CAN WE PLAY YOU EVERY WEEK"

Motherwell 1 Hearts 2
An investigation was called into irreegular betting patterns on this game as large amounts were placed in the Liverpool area on a player being sent off - and Liverpool born Alex jennings was subseqently sent off...
I suppose it makes a change from burgling Stevie G's house while the reds are playing midweek games.

(Football) Seasons greetings to you all
Until the next time

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