Showing posts with label Kaka. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kaka. Show all posts

Friday, 25 September 2009

Fwd: They Think It's All Football January 24th 2009

*** Putting *** the *** ffff... fun *** into *** Football ***


Urgent Help needed:
If you find Robinho, please send him back to Manchester (or Brazil or Chelsea)

Money Money Money
Kaka's current deal with AC Milan gives him a guaranteed million pound pay-rise a year for the duration of his contract.
With Man City sniffing around, they'll have to offer him a million pay rise every six weeks...

So Man City wanted Kaka and got Craig Bellamy.
Now that's what I call being affected by the credit crunch.


Thought(s) of The Day?
If Man City go bankrupt will the Government bail them out?
Was the Kaka transfer a smoke screen so City fans didn't complain about the signing of Craig Bellamy?

It's not realistic for City to expect Kaka to sign, even for £100 Million.
For about £200,000 they might just get Ulrikakakaka, and the good news is she's already been scouted(sic) by their previous manager Sven...


Now the player the clubs with the cash are after is Wilson Picket from Wigan.
Harry Redknapp has the sweetest feeling about him.

The Carling Cup...
After Spurs 4-1 win at White Hart Lane in the first leg of the Carling Cup semi-final, Harry Redknapp said if we can't go there (ie a Championship side) and defend a 3 goal lead there is something wrong with this club.
Full Time score Burnley 3 Tottenham Hotspur 0 (Spurs scored two late goals in extra time)
I wonder if Harry will be learning Spanish and checking the Madrid job centre vacancies in the near future...


More Lilywhite Woe...
After Spurs 1-1 draw with Portsmouth Harry Redknapp said his wife Sandra could have scored the chance that Darren Bent missed. After Spurs 3-2 defeat after extra time at Burnley (salvaged from 0-3 down with 3 minutes of extra time left) a text to 606 on 5live stated
"My wife Sandra could manage that team better than Harry Redknapp - And that text is from D.Bent"


Only Tottenham... could win the first leg of a semi-final at home 4-1 (half-way in the tie) and go to a championship side and lose 3-0 and face going out on away goals, before scoring 2 goals in the last two minutes of extra-time.

Only Tottenham... could play Kevin Keegan's Man City in the FA Cup at White Hart Lane, be leading 3-0 at half-time (King 2 Keane 19 Ziege 43)
and lose 3-4 (Distin 48 Bosvelt 61 Wright-Philips 80 Macken 90) at full-time.

Only Tottenham... could play Manchester United in a league match at White Hart Lane, lead 3-0 at half-time, (Richards 15, Ferdinand 25 Ziege 45)
and lose 3-5 (Cole 46 Blanc 58 Van Nistleroy 72 Veron 76 Beckham 87) at full time
It's not new players Spurs need. It's new scriptwriters...


Thought of The Day
Do Tottenham always lose when Christian Ziege puts them 3-0 up?
Do any fans leave early when Tottenham go 3-0 up on a team from Lancashire?


So the first silverware of the domestic season will be won (and lost) with the Carling Cup Final at Wembley on March 1st between Holders Tottenham and Man United...
Any chance Spurs reserve goalkeeper Ben Alnwick (his first game for Spurs this season after a loan spell at Carlisle) will keep his place for the final?

They Think It All Ffffffffooooooooootballl Jan 17th 2009

The FA have announced they will reopen the investigation into the West Ham Carlos Jackall ownership affair from two years ago...
IN related news, FIFA have said they'll have another look at the 1966 World Cup Final goal...


After Rafa Benitez allegations against Sir Alex last Friday, Liverpool directors have called a board meeting to discuss his future
.A) Ranting to journalists at press conferences...
B) Outbursts against Sir Fergie...
Looks like he'll be the next manager of Newcastle then...


And talking of Change...
If Barry Hearn wants to replace Martin Ling as manager of Orient, should he look in the Exchange The Mart?
And do Orient sign their new players from 'Dalston Weekly'?

Kevin Pieterson has resigned as England cricket captain.
What is it about the name Kevin that causes people to walk away from the sports biggest job for their country? (or England in Pietersons case) I'd love it, absolutely love it, to know why.


Rafa Benitez says that Sir Alex Ferguson should be allowed to arrange the fixtures to his liking, and Fergie hasn't spoke to the BBC for years after the expose of his son on Panaroma...
Why don't we have a saturday night phone vote show, where everybody can pick Uniteds next opponents. Fergie, the new Simon Cowell and Lord Webber roled into one...


How much???
Kaka famously wore a t-shirt after the AC Milan-Liverpool Champions League Final “I Become To Jesus”
Carlso Tevez used to wear a t-shirt “I belong to Kia Joorabchian”

Tom Cruise is asking David Beckham to wear a t-shirt “I Belong to Scientology”

An unnamed premier league footballer lost £1 million on a night out at a casino.
Cue begging letters to Kaka at Man City...


Effendim?In Turkish, I'm told, kaka means s**t.
If Man City want to spend £100 million in s**t, they should re-sign Ben Thatcher...
Kaka's real name is... Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite
His brother gave him the nickname Kaka...

Whats your brazillian football name?
http://www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/brazilian.shtml
Until next time - Merraldo (No.4)

Transfer Window Special

*** Putting *** the *** ffff... fun *** into *** Football ***

Manchester City (that's the one in blue) are prepared to pay £100 million for Brazillian ace Kaka.
Couldn't they buy the whole of Brazil for £100 million?

Spurs have resigned Jermaine Defoe, paying £15 million for him, a year
after selling him for £9 million.
Expect Robbie Keane to arrive back at the Lane in July for £26 million...

Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp has attempted to pull off the transfer window coup of the season, with the signing of daughter-in-law Louise Redknapp.
Canny Harry reckons the former FHM Sexiest Women In The World Winner taking to the pitch every fortnight (mainly sundays) is the only way spurs will fill their new 60,000 planned seater stadium every week.

Tottenham have also been linked with a move for Stewart Downing for 15 million from Middlesbrough.
Down down deeper and down... (Bent, Bentley and Bendtner??)

According to the sun newspaper Rochdale are the first club in the UK to serve kebab inside the ground.
The club denied speculation they will be attempting to sign Colin Kazim Richards, Tugay and Tuncay, (from Fenerbahce, Blackburn and Middlesbrough) in the transfer window...

Contract talks between Manchester United and Carlos Tevez have turned ugly...
No, hang on a minute, that's just a photo of Carlos Tevez...


Jermaine Pennant has priced himself out of a dream move to Real Madrid by asking for too much wages...
Perhaps he was concerned his ankle tag wouldn't work in Spain...


Thought of the Day
If Tony Adams gets the sack at Portsmouth, will he have more time to help Gazza kick the booze?

Fug on the tyne...
Shay Givens solicitor says the Newcastle goalkeeper would like to move to a different club.
Joe Kinnear says this is not true.
Actually Joe Kinnear is thinking f*****g B*****d c**t. **** **** a**o b*****ks