Hashtagging Highlights (Part 2) #ThatcherFuneral

Mourning all #ThatcherFuneral

Professor PJ Miles ‏@radiogagger2h

So Sarah Ferguson invited to #thatcherfuneral but not #royalwedding (2011) or has she got a really slow postal service?

Professor PJ Miles ‏@radiogagger2h

Terry Wogan in BBC studio before & now at #thatcherfuneral Was Iron lady one of the #TOG's (Terrys Old Geezers) She had the balls for it

Mark Thatcher, Michael Thatcher, Amanda Thatcher arrive. 'Thatcher Die Nasty', sorry I mean't Dynasty. #ThatcherDynasty

ITV coverage started at 10.30am, my tv guide said it would start 9.25am. There'd be riots on the streets if they cancelled Jeremy Kyle #ThatcherFuneral

BBC News Channel ticker running along bottom of the screen: UNEMPLOYMENT RISIES BY 70,000 - Maggie strikes one last time? #ThatcherFuneral

UNEMPLOYMENT RISIES BY 70,000 - No guv I'm just taking the morning off to tweeet blog the #ThatcherFuneral

Hard to tell if the yells in the background are protests or part of the Military procedure. I'm guessing its protestors #ThatcherFuneral

Here comes the Queen. And Philip looking happy. Probably been reading my tweets on his blackberry #ThatcherFuneral

#ThatcherFuneral Its where he gets all his material ^^

What would have been interesting (by interesting i mean fun) is if #OccupyLondon were still at St Pauls in their tents #ThatcherFuneral

"DON'T DROP THE COFFIN" as Barry Albin-Dyer would say. #ThatcherFuneral

Big Ben silent for the mo(u)rning & rain is back for the day. Looks like the clocks have gone back and summer is cancelled #ThatcherFuneral

Hey David Mellor - why the long face? #ThatcherFuneral

David Mellor could star in a remake of I AM THE WALRUS #ThatcherFuneral

We recall with great gratitude what she did for this country. Speak for yourself cocker. #ThatcherFuneral

Sally Bercow turned down her #ThatcherFuneral invitation. Probably took on a part time job (modelling flags?) to pay her legal bills.

"GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY MILK" #ThatcherFuneral

Amanda Thatcher is the new Pippa Middleton #ThatcherFuneral

And now the winners of the 'The Great British Choir Off Factors Got Talent' or whatever they call it #ThatcherFuneral

In my fathers house, there are many mansions. Is he referring to the bedroom tax? #ThatcherFuneral

Professor PJ Miles ‏@radiogagger1h

@melccrosby BEDROOM TAX ALERT! #thatcherfuneral

The Right Honourable Charles Hawtry (Sorry they took the name down too quick) Britains Number One George Carlin Tribute Act #ThatcherFuneral

I thought Carol Thatcher was asleep there #ThatcherFuneral

And now from Charles Hawtry/George Carlin "Seven Words You Can Never Say on TV" #ThatcherFuneral

I miss George Carlin #ThatcherFuneral

Blimey - Heseltine turned up. #ThatcherFuneral

Bubblejet ‏@Bubblejet     @radiogagger Will Tebbit deck Hezza? #Thatcherfuneral

@Bubblejet refereed by Ken Clarke. Tebbit to start the goading with 'ON YER BIKE TARZAN' #ThatcherFuneral

Last time I saw this many bald blokes was at the Harry Hill lookalike convention #ThatcherFuneral

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And now - Britains Number One Pope Trevor Francis lookalike - the only Argentine invited to the party - I mean funeral #ThatcherFuneral

And now the Reverend William Hill, taking odds on the second coming #ThatcherFuneral

All the protestors have been infiltrated during the service and killed with a dart. #Thatcherfuneral

And now onto the after party, or wake as some call it, at the Leicester Square Theatre #ThatcherFuneral

Hardly worth some of the old boys leaving #ThatcherFuneral #MandyKnightgag

Clarkson. I thought he was driving the car? #ThatcherFuneral

Bubblejet ‏@Bubblejet37m

I wish I didn't fancy Michael Howard.

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@Bubblejet You know you just said that in public? #shock #somethingofthenightabouthim

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@Bubblejet Your not Thinking What We're thinking. #ThatcherFuneral

Professor PJ Miles ‏@radiogagger34m

They Think Its All Over, It is Now #ThatcherFuneral More coverage on the red button.

Not as many retweets as #royalwedding or #worldcup Am I getting less funny or is twitter saturated now? thatcherated even #thatcherfuneral

World Cup Diary Blog - 2nd Round England v Germany

England v Germany
>
> Countdown to kick-off...
>
> 255pm Not used betfair in ages, just laid the 0-0 draw instead of
> backing it - Muppet. come on england, save me a few quid.
>
> 3.01pm had leaflet thru the door for Kingsland Curries' I suppose they
> need to advertise because they're not on Curry Capital in Brick Lane.
> Anyone wants their number, let me know... (0207 254 0001)
>
> From Twitter...
> jackwhitehall Germany havent not reached the last 8 since 1938! Well
> had other things on there mind back then didnt they!
> misterwallace There is a news crew here from ABC. I might pretend to be
> german.
> NeverWriteOff - Rubbish so far. Not England, I mean Lawro. Twelve mins
> gone and no gags yet. Sort it out
>
> Germany 1 England 0
> 7mins gone, my betfair money is safe. Safer than the England defence on
> that occasion.
>
> davidschneider - It's going to be a repeat of the 5-1 win. They just
> scored theirs first #stayingoptimistic
>
> quite a few men and women sunbathing on the grass opposite the house -
> obviously not interested in football, and prob not English.
> Honestly, I put enough flags up...
>
> IF IT GOES TO PENALTIES
> On the goalkeeping front, Joe Hart actually scored for the Under 21s in
> a penalty shoot last year. Rob Green has saved 7 of the last 20 he
> faced. David James in control today though...
>
> Germany 2 England 0
> Were gonna win 3-2. We still believe. Nurse- the tablets please. #eng
> #ger #worldcup
>
> Germany 2 England 1
> Back in it. Goal from Dave Gorman. Sorry Matthew Upson. His name is NOT
> Dave Gorman.
>
> Germany 2 England 2
> Disallowed goal. Ball crossed the line from Lampard shot, GOAL NOT
> GIVEN.
> England v Germany, ball cross line? Rings a bell...
>
> More from Twitter
> katyperry - BOOOOOO THE REFEREES A WANKER! NO GOAL LINE
> TECHNOLOGY?!!!!!
> I see russel brand has taught Katy the ritual chants...
>
> HALF-TIME Germany 2 England 1
>
> Guy Mowbray has repeated a mistake from this mornings newspaper.
> He (and they) say England haven't come from behind to win a World cup
> Finals game since the ACTUAL FINAL in 1966.
> Luckily for Guy, the man who presents the BBC football coverage,
> actually played in a game, AND SCORED twice in it.
> Thank you Gary Lineker for ENGLAND 3 CAMEROON 2 in 1990...
>
> Germany 3 England 1
> Mountain to climb. I blame John Terry. Just because...
>
> Germany 4 England 1
> Please don't let it be 5-1... or 4-1 with a dubious goal for them...
>
> FINAL SCORE Germany 4 England 1
>
> 1970 qf beaten by Germany
> 1990 sf beaten by Germany
> 2010 2nd rd beaten by Germany
> 2030??
>
>
> I think the FA should back down on their stance over Terry Venables,
> Let him coach the team for 2018,
> After all he does really well at home tournaments...
>
> PLUS POINT...
> There were no arrests in South Africa.
> Its possible that the further away the tournament, the less chance the
> thugs and neandertholls can afford to travel.
>
> So this time Africa, Sepp Blinder likes to rotate continents,
> 2014 Brazil
> 2018 England, Europe?
> 2022 on Venus or Mars?
> Official World Cup travel with Richard Branson's company Virgin
> Galactic... I just hope there more efficient that Virgin Trains..
>
> AND FINALLY... TECHNOLOGY
> The suggestion for goal line technology include having a chip in the
> ball.
> But if the ball had a chip in, what would England fans put on their
> shoulder?
>
>
>

'Shakira, Shakira'

Things you never expect to hear in your lifetime "I'll be watching the England game in an East London pub" @Shakira http://tinyurl.com/28w4jdu

World Cup Diary Blog EXTRA - June 28th 2010 - When Dave Tweeted Sepp

You've heard of the film WHEN HARRY MET SALLY, but have you heard of WHEN DAVE TWEETED SEPP?

It all started sunday about 5pm, (not surprisingly) And it's been continuing since then, it will probably go on until at least July 11th.

There will be a book, a film, radio, TV and press interviews.

But, now just for you, my loyal regular readers, here is part one of when dave Tweeted Sepp...
They actually go backwards in terms of most recent, but I wouldn't worry, they all have a common theme, so if you wanted you could scroll to the bottom of the email and read them UPWARDS!
It might might sound like hard work in this heatwave, but in my personal opinion, it adds to the fun.

I'm particularly looking forward to the DVD extra's commentary.
I'd like to see analysis from Emmanuel Adebayor (because no-one understands him) Lee Dixon and Andy Townsend, all held together by Adrian Chiles. I know they're contracted to different TV channels, but they share an agent (maybe, I'm bullsh*tting) and could come together on this project. I've counted 56 tweets so far, but, like LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE, this could run and run...

My own personal report on the match and the aftermath will follow tomorrow, until then, make yourself a cup of tea, get a comfy cushion, and enjoy.

PS Dave is not me, or anyone I know, but I do absoluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutely LOVE TWITTER!!
Anyone wants to follow this fella, drop me a line.

Until the next time
Trigger
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STOP PRESS: You should definintly read them from the bottom up, it adds to the flavour.
 
@seppblatter name the time and place I'm ready to show ya what's what, I'll give you a taste of the master class then end yr nightmare 9 minutes ago  

@seppblatter you could pay for the extra man and camera with one day of your ludicrous salary, greedy know it all, stop whining! 10 minutes ago  

 

@seppblatter surely a man in your position needs to possess a set of huge cahones, I don't see em, you are the ken doll of football 15 minutes ago 

@seppblatter Unlike you and your countrymen I will never surrender, I get 10/10 for commitment to cause #sackseppblatter about 2 hours ago

@seppblatter you think controversy is more important than fairness you bizarre fruitloop, clean the sport up along with your act! about 2 hours ago 

@seppblatter I can't stop, you've forced my hand. Surrender your pathetic reign like napoleon you silly coward about 9 hours ago

@seppblatter your skills as a president are among the greatest circus acts, you racist cheater about 9 hours ago     

@seppblatter your country is a joke and so are you, you will never bring the world cup to England, prove me wrong! about 10 hours ago 

@seppblatter you will look a fool when the technology is introduced and you didn't do it sooner, your world cup skills are extremely poor about 10

@seppblatter I grow weary of telling like it as it is, I will sleep, WORK, then continue my campaign against the plague of football (you) about 21 hours

@seppblatter I'm not the only one who gives a shit about the rules, you are in danger, do not fear, the White flag is near about 21 hours ago via

@seppblatter stay away from the beautiful game you are a virus upon it and it makes me sick, who are you to decide what's right about 21 hours ago via

@seppblatter you ambitionless fruitcake living like a king, you sit high in your tower but you have to come down sometime about 21 hours ago via

@seppblatter bravo for bringing the world cup to Africa then making a fool out of yourself with the appointing of officials and lack of idea about 21 hours

@seppblatter you football terrorist, I'll fight you on the beaches for goal line technology, the French führer must be stopped about 22 hours ago via

@seppblatter you are the worst thing to happen to football, if you do not broaden your horizon then go home an put up your White flag about 22 hours

@seppblatter what do you say to a stuborn old lunatic who has no interest in the sport he claims to be president of, wake up crazy fool about 22 hours

@seppblatter I can't stop, what your policy of stoneage technology did to England and Mexico today is outrageous to the sport you terrorist about 22 

@seppblatter you will never change you stuborn old coward so it comes to #sackseppblatter, you will ne shown to be the coward you are about 22

@seppblatter we're only askin for the ref to have the option to refer to a 5th official with access to cameras, don't cost much you liar about 22 hours 

 

@seppblatter you give the impression of hard work, but you do about as much work as a bread line scrounger, just disappear will ya about 22 hours

@seppblatter fossil, relic, no imagination, no vision, fool, clown, simple minded, flag waving, French, I'm talking about you sepp about 22 hours ago

@seppblatter I don't want to hear how many hours you put in last year, it would only embarrass you further, you bumbling idiot fool about 22 hours ago

@seppblatter you should be ashamed of yourself, you fucking scumbag, you dont earn your bread you raving jackass, you don't kid me! about 22

@seppblatter the NHL Toronto decision comittee makes you look stupid, you giggling imbecile, stop it!! about 22 hours ago

@seppblatter all of your money is cursed, you don't deserve it, you are the biggest benefit theif in history, you no honour wank clown about 22 hours  

@seppblatter shut your mouth and know your role, your FIFA is a broken relic, you luaghing clown quit, you earn too much money about 22 hours ago

@seppblatter nobody cares what you are doing or where you are going you care not for the game but for the euro's in your bank about 22 hours ago 

 

@seppblatter basically you are an old fart who refuses to role with the times and it's time for you to leave, you have nothig to offer about 22 hours 

@seppblatter I am not blaming you for the England result as such but you cannot deny that a lack of technology changed a game about 22 hours ago

via

@SeppBlatter Leaving for Bloemfontein for the next chapter in a match which has created World Cup history, and now a joke because of you about 22

@seppblatter sorry it's been so long since my last tweet, give it up you got no game, 5th man decisions are way forward, costs nothing fool about 22   

@seppblatter you cannot escape the shame of of your time as FIFA president so you might aswell quit while your down, just like the rest about 23 

@seppblatter your policies have spoiled the first two last 16 games, I hope you're proud you fruitcake nutbat about 23 hours ago via Twitterrific

• @seppblatter what good is your FIFA doing? I could do a better job spinning on my cock, down with you, moron. Please quit about 23 hours ago via

  

@seppblatter the campaign against your regime will not waver, I'll fuck you in the street before you continue your war on football about 23 hours ago   

@seppblatter the masses will be heard sepp, you are a baffoon, show some class and quit like your countrymen, they will be proud about 23 hours ago

  

@seppblatter you clueless scared fool, stand aside peasant about 23 hours ago via Twitterrific

  

@seppblatter when the dust has settled on your reign you will be remembered for being a no can do jerk hole, zero ambition nappy arse about 23 hours   

@seppblatter I'll tell you why, because you are not a man of action, you lazy desk jockey, can't believe you ever played the game about 23 hours ago

@seppblatter you can't escape the shame of your reign, the next one will do the right thing so why not do it yourself about 23 hours ago 

@seppblatter you are a scared little child who has no place in the business, go home and sort ya life out before it gets any worse about 24 hours ago

  

@seppblatter perhaps you just like the attention, negative or not, would you not rather be remembered for advancing the sport about 24 hours ago via

@seppblatter you have much cash but I bet you don't have an iPhone, I smell your fear of technology from many miles away you fossil about 24 hours

@seppblatter the rest of the sporting world has left you in their dust, rugby, cricket, ice hockey are living in the now, grow up will you about 24 hours

  

@seppblatter you are obviously more concerned with lining your own pocket than the state of the game and your rubbish world cup. Quit now about 24 

@seppblatter I know you won't quit as you think you're amazing, ask the world, you are an absolute raving lunatic about 24 hours ago via Twitterrific

@seppblatter I think your tune would change if it happened to France you stone age relic, live in today's world you scumbag about 24 hours ago via

  

@seppblatter you are a closed minded bafoon who knows as much about football as a White flag waving chicken, quit now, we live in 2010 about 24

@seppblatter if you think your reign has been a success you are sadly mistaken, you are a disaster to the sport, truly about 24 hours ago

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@seppblatter I know your not a man, you have no honour, step down and save yourself while you still have a chance 

  

@seppblatter earning lots of money for doing nothing and earning even more money for making bad decisions must make you feel like a man

@seppblatter you disgust 95% of football fans all around the world, that must feel awful, to know that you absolutely stink must hurt DEEP!

  

@seppblatter your African world cup has become a farce you no talent loser, resign your post like a man you White flag frog

  

@seppblatter you are a joke, I wouldn't hire you to tie my laces

  

@seppblatter, what planet are you on and what century are you living in you are the worst  FIFA  president in history