Showing posts with label Tottenham. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tottenham. Show all posts

Saturday, 23 October 2010

Football Funnies October 17th-23rd 2000 and 10




Football Funnies
October 17th-23rd 2000 and Ten.


The History of Wayne Rooneys Week on 100 Words

So the news that Rooney wanted out of Old Trafford surfaced after he was left on the bench in the home draw with West Brom last saturday. Fergie confirmed the news on Tuesday, Rooney counteracted with a statement airing his concern of United future signings, at the match v Bursaspor fans hoisted banners proclaiming Rooney to be the whore in reference to his recent play away day. A group of fans also demonstrated outside his house on news he might join neighbours Man City,on Friday lunchtime it was announced Rooney had signed a new 5 yr contract (worth £200k a week)
Other than City, Chelsea, Real Madrid and Barcelona were linked with signing Wazza.
If he had gone to Real Madrid, Rebecca Loos would have been rubbing her hands, I just hope their clean after waxing off that pig on the channel 5 farm...


It'll could have been a unique hat-trick for Loos, ie Beckham, Rooney and the pig.
Rooney not quite on a par with Beckham in the glamour stakes, in fact about level with the pig.
RIP Macolm Allison
The flamboyant manager who had spells around the world and South London was once photographed with an actress in the players bath.
So it was Big Mal who influenced todays crop of bad boys Terry, Rooney, Cole and Crouch...


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CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

Inter Milan 4 Tottenham Hotspur 3
At half-time it was Inter 4 Tottenham 0 - it was like men against Young Boys
Hang on wasn't that the qualifying round??
Spus were 3 down and a goalkeeper short after 20 minutes, but in the second Gareth Bale scored an amazing hat-trick to make the final result look very close. A typical spurs game really.
THE SEAGULLS FOLLOW THE TRAWLER - PART 2
In a pre-match press conference Inter boss Rafa Benitez made a strange reference to white liquid in a bottle being milk, a metaphor aimed at the owners and chief executive of Liverpool who sacked Benitez in the summer.
Benitez is the first ex Liverpool employee to advertise milk since Ian Rush in the "Accrington Stanley" advert..


YOU DON'T GET NOTHING FOR SEVENTH - NOT IN THIS LEAGUE
Rafa of course GUARANTEED that Liverpool would finish in the top 4 and qualify for champions league (this season).
Tottenham pipped Man City for 4th spot, Liverpool finished 7th, sacked Rafa, while Inter won the Champions League and lost Mourinhio to Real Madrid and replaced him with... yep, Rafa Benitez - and Inter were subsequently paired with the fourth club from the English league.
So the man who guaranteed champions league football, got it - for himself at least. Funny old game as they say...
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WEEKEND RESULTS

Arsenal 2 Birmingham 1
Jack Wilshire was sent off in the 89th minute for a reckless tackle on Nikola Zigic as Arsenal held on to a hard fought win.
On the plus side for 18 year old Jack, he wasn't arrested at a nightclub on the same weekend.


DID YOU SEE THE INCIDENT?
"We must fight to keep beautiful tackling, and that's tackling with the desire to get the ball back, rather than jumping in at any cost, " "Managers... are all responsible for the behaviour of our teams,"
The following sentence was from Arsene Wengers programme notes last week.
Not sure if Jack Wilshire had actually read them, perhaps they're printed in French?
Everton 2 Liverpool 0
Has John Henry bought the wrong merseysiders?
At least if the New England Sports Ventures do take Liverpool to the top they can say they started at the bottom (almost)



Leicester 1 Hull 1
Sven Gorran Errikson is back in English football at Leicester, after his world cup spell at Ivory Coast.
The bald guy with the goatee at Match of The Day asked Sven will he be wearing a suit or a tracksuit on the touchline.
What he really wanted to ask would it be blonde or brunette that night, and does he still use Hooters in Nottingham?

Until the next time
Drink your milk
Trigger
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Friday, 25 September 2009

They think it's all football... December 5-15th 2008

They Think It's All ffff...football
***Putting *** the *** ffff... fun *** into *** Football ***

December 5th
Barry Hearn is planning to buy The Honda Formula One racing team.
He has a very succesful record of buying sporting teams for Buttons...
(Flats on the corner of Silverstone and Brands Hatch?)

December 6th
Thought of the day... If I write a film screenplay about Manchester United, will it be a
manuscript?


December 7th
Poll of the week:
If Robbie Keane goes back to spurs will it be because of
a) TheCredit crunch?  b) The January sales? c) he's crap?

December 8th
Manchester City player Darius Vassel was mugged at gunpoint of £23,000
worth of jewelry after the Manchester City Christmas party.
On the plus side, he is now eligible for a transfer to Liverpool.

December 9th
Luiz Felipo Scolari says he is under zero pressure at Chelsea, but managing Brazil was real pressure...
Having just learned that Spurs Brazilian goalkeeper Gomez has played 17 times for his country, I understand exactly what he means...

December 10th
Juan Ramos gets a job as manager of Real Madrid 45 days after being sacked by spurs.
I know the Spanish like a siesta but that is ridiculous.

December 11th
Thought of The Day... Did Arsenal fans boo Emmanuel Eboue because he has manu in his
first name? Or because his surname sounds like "eh, boo me..."

December 12th
Police released CCTV images of 16 Tottenham supporters they would like to speak to over the abuse of former player Sol Campbell.
One fan identified said he was deeply ashamed and he would not be acting in this manner at football matches again. He said "Now all my friends and work colleagues know I support Tottenham. I'm so embarrassed"

December 13th
Tottenham coach Clive Allen says Dimitar Berbatov will get a warm reception when returning to White Hart Lane with Manchester United on Saturday.
Spurs fans are planning on setting fire to his hair. 
(assuming they've not been arrested for abusing Sol Campbell)..

December 14th

Gillingham chairman Paul Scally has promised supporters to splash the cash in the next few weeks when the January transfer window opens...
The bad news for fans is he's planning to go to Woolworths...