Saturday, 18 May 2013

The 2013 #Eurovision Song Contest - (Hashtagging Highlights - Part 6)

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And now, the Opening Ceremony by Danny Boyle. Minus Beckham, Bond and the Queen.

introduced by 'Pietra Merde' the swedish Sarah Silverman or is it Tina Fey...
Or Lucy Porter
or Nina Conti

'je ne sai qua pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa'

hare's running

01 #France its the french Lady Gaga aka Lady FraFra

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Lithuania "I'm in love with you - because of my shoes" CATCHY

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He has love and pain - in his shoes. Lithuania At least they're not on his shoulders.

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Moldova Roll over.

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Her dress is on fire! Is that advisable with a redhead? Moldova

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04 entry 'Marry me' by Finland. Definitely not from Bruno Mars. Or any other mars bar.

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04 finland - the blonde contest

04 Finland - Nice touch to get one of Britney Spears actual many wedding dresses via ebay

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DING DONG 04 Finland KISS KISS BANG BANG.



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05 - Bring on the bagpipes. Well that explains why Bonnie didn't use 'em


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05 'heffer heffer heffer heffer heffer heffer chrissy waddle heffer heffer heffer

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05 edited highlights 'mare qui qua loo equwhere la woo'


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06 LOVE KILLS. But Keegan scores on the rebound. Oops sorry wrong punchline for wrong set-up. back to the drawing board

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07 'Da spool da wool on ga na pa la eh boosa slimy stare down by ranna da saire' ITS A WINNER I THINK.
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08 Solero solero cornetto magnum cornetto solero - ba ba ba ba - netto Lidl heavenly waitrose, beautiful people
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08 'solero solero solero tis song makes no sense - solero solero i'll sing it anyway solero solero aren't i pretty hey'

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09 Good to see Frankie Dettori keeping busy while he's banned from the racecourse

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10 'Together Forever We Came Together As One. Bury Our Guns' No mention of the nuclear weapons. Or the Cold War

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11 'do you know its time to let yourself go. We are glorious' confident these germans - no change there then

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11 If win song contest 2013, next years event will be staged live at Wembley

12 "Whose the one thats starts a war?" - BUSH AND BLAIR

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12 Where denim never went out of fashion (SPONSORED BY LONELY PLANET)

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13 the Never wins. nederlllllllllaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnzzzzzzzzzzzzzz copyright Dom Joly

13 Pippa Middletons let herself go a bit since the #royalwedding

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13 how many names do they want.

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14 ITS RYLAN

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15 BONNIE TYLER!!!!!! I bet its a heartbreak.

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15 BONNIE TYLER - BELIEVE IN ME - IT WASN'T ME - SHAGGY.

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15 GO BONNY TYLER - I hope we told Europe that this is Baby Spices mum

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15 ROD STEWART'S LET HIMSELF GO A BIT

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16 Its Justin Malmo If you could see me now.. i just got back from the dry cleaners my whites have never been so white

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17 I"M BLOODY STARVING

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18 last won in 2000 with the Olsen brothers. DId they have a sex change after their movie career faltered?

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18 its the blonde contest part 8

18 its the girl from twilight. or vampire game of thrones or something like that.

18 How many times can we win or lose? CHECK THE LEAGUE TABLE

19 eg afram ki wo ga wof frusismendai yellow leaf yeggow leaf make s weef eg bin pooooooofff we yegga leaf

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19 KERRY KATONA'S LET HERSEF GO. or is it Stacey Solomon, I can't keep up.

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19 yellow teeth yellow teeth yellow teeth yellow teeth yellow teeth yellow teeth yellow teeth

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20 OVERLOAD OVERLOAD DOWNLOAD ocean finance smile bank give me love if its only a moment in time three rylans on my

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20 'remember how we used to laugh - we thought they'd never end or summit

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21 Alcohol is free. but not in Sweden £7 a pint and that was in 2003 when i was last there. roulette tables in nightclubs

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21 alcohol is free. hayla naquila hayla naquila hayla. dum di dum di dum dum di dum. polla polla polla olla olla olla!

22 I WAS ABOUT TO SING THIS SONG BUT THEN I GOT HIGH THEN I GOT HIGH THEN I GOT HIGH...

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23 benny benny

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23 soostrenio cornettto give it to me - delicious ice cream just 25p. per apprezzze sylvio berlusque-sconi schoochi coo

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24 NO WAY CAN NORWAY WIN.

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24 The blonde contest. Christina Aguelero when she was thin.

24 i like the sideways look to camera. She's been watching

24 'I feed you my love' ON A DRIP

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24 I FEED YOU MY LOVE - IM NOT HUNGRY!

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25 WATERFALL 'we didn't waste the water it was always turning, but we stopped a fire' always look on the bright side..

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26 to be sure to be sure Its Rylan O'Ireland

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26 Well anything is better than Jedward. Although I preferred Dustin the turkey.

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26 THEY THINK ITS ALL OVER. IT IS NOW

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RETWEET FOR Jean-Paul. FAVOURITE for John-Paul lets decide this thing ONCE AND FOR ALL

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SOLERO SOLERO SOLERO gets my vote based on the amount of retweets.

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Come on JONNY TYLER entry

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can we vote for this one? Its catchy. THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL loser standing sore.

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uk voted 12 points for denmark because they have a red and white flag like us (reversed) heavy vote

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8 points? SAY WE ARE GOING UP SAY WE ARE GOING UP!

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Igor in the green room speaks in thats the job i want bbc #hashtagepic

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oooooooooonderbar

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its raining in germany. every cloud an' all that

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12 points to Hungary? I'M BLOODY STARVING!

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hor' hor' hor'

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i love the way europeans say uh-kraine. or is it oooh-kraine

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SEVEN POINTS FROM TO ! well we did bail them out of the euro


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la swed dee pwai

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echo echo

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le-kraine, they're feminine now

frasier krane, they're neurotic now #eurovision

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wee pwai

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have won. NOW SHARE THE BLOODY CARLSBERG!

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Jonnie Tyler finished 19th. Thanks Europe. Swivelled eye loons. The lot of ya.

82 tweets! Signing out for now. Pictures later!
PS If they're not reading as funny, try reading them in a sarcastic voice. It helps.
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